The CDC tells you how to prepare for the zombie apocalypse. That’s right, suckers, the CDC. Still think the zombie apocalypse is a joke? I didn’t think so.
Ready made food stockpiles if you’re like, too lazy to go to the grocery store or something. No, they didn’t pay us to include this link, we did it for free. Not like paper money’s going to be worth a damn when it’s all over.
Just in case.
It’s from Wikipedia, so it’s got to be accurate. Duh.